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12:17am July 24, 2014

 15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

12:15am July 24, 2014
notbadcosplay:

feel-my-feels:

shinga-tumblr:

simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE
YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE
AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

Sexy wonder woman is sexy

The cosplay force is strong with all of you

notbadcosplay:

feel-my-feels:

shinga-tumblr:

simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE

YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

Sexy wonder woman is sexy

The cosplay force is strong with all of you

12:14am July 24, 2014
gailsimone:

languageofghosts:

comicbookmisogyny dcwomenkickingass
wonder woman knew what was up with whiny nerdboys and neckbeards a while ago

Wonder Woman asks good questions.

gailsimone:

languageofghosts:

comicbookmisogyny dcwomenkickingass

wonder woman knew what was up with whiny nerdboys and neckbeards a while ago

Wonder Woman asks good questions.

12:13am July 24, 2014

demonsee:

Barret by Maybean

12:11am July 24, 2014

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

12:05am July 24, 2014
fariytailhappy:

I wish this was acceptible to wear in public soooo bad! I needs it!

fariytailhappy:

I wish this was acceptible to wear in public soooo bad! I needs it!

12:02am July 24, 2014

the-nameless-bird:

albuscarfypotter:

i feel like every video game has “that annoying underwater level”

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4:55pm July 23, 2014
elcubalibre:

Melanistic Jaguar

elcubalibre:

Melanistic Jaguar

2:21pm July 23, 2014

lgbtlaughs:

Straight Pride Parade

3:36am July 23, 2014

We may not always be the best show in the universe, but we try.

We may not always be the best show in the universe, but we try.

3:35am July 23, 2014

ruf1ohn1tram:

returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas

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11:44pm July 22, 2014
ebookfriendly:

Reading a book for a 5th time…

ebookfriendly:

Reading a book for a 5th time…

11:37pm July 22, 2014

asylum-art:

New DALeast mural in Warsaw, Poland

Chinese-born, South Africa-based artistDALeast was recently in Poland painting a new mural for the Street Art Doping mural festival in Warsaw. This is one of the few murals he has painted as of late, as he has been focusing on studio work this year. DAL’s distinctive style evolved from his effort to paint large pieces without using much paint, a technique he came up with back in his homeland. As time went on, this technique became his unique, recognizable signature.

8:28pm July 22, 2014

theletteraesc:

smilelikeyougotnothingtolose:

Cleavon Little did not know Gene was going to say that. The laughter is genuine.

I love that you can see the exact moment when Cleavon Little realizes he’s not going to be able to stop himself from laughing.

8:28pm July 22, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

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